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SOME COFFEE SHOPS ARE RETARDED. SOME ARE NOT.
Our theory is simple: you can completely judge a coffee shop based on whether or not they ask you one important question... "what size cappuccino?"
As we all know, cappuccinos only come in one size - cappuccino size. So if you order a cappuccino and the dumbo at the register asks you what size you want, you can be sure you have found yourself in the middle of a retarded coffee shop. If this happens you should immediately turn around and walk out.
| Here is a map to help you avoid retarded coffee shops |
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